If you give a Cook a cookie,
He's going to ask for a glass of milk.
When you give him the milk, he'll probably ask you for a kiss.
When he's finished with his milk and cookie, he'll ask for a napkin.
Then he will want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have milk on his mustache.
When he looks into the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he will probably ask you for clippers and a haircut.
When you've finished giving him a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep up. He'll start sweeping. He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house. He may even end up vacuuming as well!
When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap. You will have to fix the bed for him with a blanket and a pillow. He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times.
He'll probably ask you to put on a movie. So you'll play one of his Western's, and he'll ask you to join him. When he watches the movie, he'll get so excited he'll want to go ride horses.
He'll ask to go to the ranch. He'll ride horses and take a picture.
When you get home, he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator; which means he will need scotch tape.
He'll hang up his picture and stand back and look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that he's thirsty so...he'll ask for a glass of milk.
And chances are if he asks for a glass of milk, he's going to want a cookie to go with it.
He's going to ask for a glass of milk.
When you give him the milk, he'll probably ask you for a kiss.
When he's finished with his milk and cookie, he'll ask for a napkin.
Then he will want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have milk on his mustache.
When he looks into the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he will probably ask you for clippers and a haircut.
When you've finished giving him a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep up. He'll start sweeping. He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house. He may even end up vacuuming as well!
When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap. You will have to fix the bed for him with a blanket and a pillow. He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times.
He'll probably ask you to put on a movie. So you'll play one of his Western's, and he'll ask you to join him. When he watches the movie, he'll get so excited he'll want to go ride horses.
He'll ask to go to the ranch. He'll ride horses and take a picture.
When you get home, he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator; which means he will need scotch tape.
He'll hang up his picture and stand back and look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that he's thirsty so...he'll ask for a glass of milk.
And chances are if he asks for a glass of milk, he's going to want a cookie to go with it.
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